�����Feast your eyes upon the only living one of it's kind on the great planet earth. This is not an ordinary creature. You may stop your guessing now, it's me, and no I'm not any sort of ape or alien--this creature is none other than Zackary...scourge of the seven seas, protector of Sherwood forest, the man of steel, and many other impressive, ego inflating names.
I'm sure you already feel like you know me from that inspiring, all-answering introduction, but I'm going to go ahead and tell you a little more--just for your entertainment.
�����I am Zackary Runner, a
lonely refugee orphan from war torn aquanomia...or was that Farmer City? I'm gonna take a stab and say I'm from Farmer City, IL (yeah, go ahead and laugh--everyone else does). I come from a family of two brothers, a mother, a father, a step father, a step mother, grandparents, step-grandparents, etc... and am now attending DePauw University in Greencastle, IN. It is a nice school, but the best part is the fraternity I belong to--Delta Chi. It has got to be the best fraternity around, and the brothers there are the greatest bunch of people (and comics) at the school. I got a 3.91 GPA on my last semster, am on my way toward a private pilot certificate, and am looking for an occupation in engineering. I like long walks by the beach, romantic dinners, and fireside love. My pet peeves are people without a sense of humor, and really annoying people (I have to be the only one). Oh wait, this isn't a playgirl ad, what am I thinking? That ad was in LAST months edition. That's me.
MY BIG BRO
�����My big ol' army brother, JJ, is in chemical warfare, so don't piss me off. I have connections. He's gone through all sorts of training, and is now stationed with his wife in Tenn. We seem to have a "weak link", as we like to call it, enableing each other to know what the other is thinking. It is a special power only we posess...he agrees--I just know it. If you want to check out his web page (AOL doesn't give them much space, so go easy on him if there aren't too many pics), click on this:
�����My little brother, Devin, is a child prodigy. He's in fourth grade, and could probably already play for your favorite football team because he's so huge. This boy's going professional--in sports, or in any other career! He's also a video game whiz (he takes after his two older brothers), and somewhat of a class clown (again, all in the family).
Odds 'n Ends
�����I have more family members, but they probably don't want the ordinary layman off the streets knowing every little detail about them, so I'll just wrap up the family with this...I have parents and relatives like the rest of you. Descriptive enough?
Finally, I'm obsessed with hot stuff, I love (but don't always believe in) fortune telling stuff, live for the Simpsons and Southpark, and I like alternative/ska/punk, so you can check out these sites if you follow the same interests.
So, you thought I was kidding, didn't you?